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The old school rapper Slick Rick re-encarnated. NO! I don't rap. Just cool-like-that. I'm pretty much
an " it is, what it is " kinda guy and I'm privvy to watchin' others define what that "IT" is.(what?)
Nope notta' pushover.
Just been there, mi female swingers done that and now willing to see
how others do it.(huh?) okay...substitute the word "life" for the word "it" in what I just wrote. Nah,
not tryin to get all deep, just feelin' a little TUPAC-ISH after all the tequila I just drank.
My big
sis (who raised me) alwayz said "don't waste your time, you should like who likes you, short, tall,
big, little, black, white, or anything in between.
Because if they like you, then evidently they saw
somethin' in YOU worthy of their affection. Now what you SHOULD waste your time on is figuring out
what it is they saw in you to begin with and if it's positive then enhance it and if it's B.
S. then
discard it AND them outta ya' life." Damn I miss my big sister. Anyway I digress, I guess I should
add that those pearls of wisdom came from a "working-girl" who never turned down nar dolla' from any
john or trick.
But as they said in college knowledge is knowledge right?(just check ya' sources) Anyway
as how all this pertains to MY ......It's just that. No walls of definition. When it comes to you ladies..(blowin'
a kiss with my hand) whatever's whatever.
Or as I said in my "ABOUT ME" up above...It is what it is.
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Lookin' for some rough fun.
[due to not wanted to get busted by coworkers, which has happened recently, I've blanked out my face.
If you want to see uncensored pictures, ask.]Experimental girl who enjoys rough sex, BDSM and public
sex looking for a guy or girl to satisfy her overactive sex drive.
Yes, I'm a bit pudgy. I'll put that
out there right now, I've indeed got some fat on me. But I've been told I'm a good lay. I like having
sex to loud music, preferably heavy metal or electronica.
I can also handle R&B... and pretty much
anything else (Except country... you just can' t have good sex to country. I know this from experience.)Condoms
are a must.
Don't wander in here assuming I'm going to let you fuck me without one, because I'm sure
as hell not going to extract some random diseases from someone who might not even be all that great
of a lay.
Unless you can hand me recently dated papers from your doctor stating you're clean you're
getting a condom put on that thing before it goes anywhere near my orifices. I have my own house that
I prefer to meet at firstly, I don't like wasting my time driving somewhere just to get blown off.
I also don't blow people off - if I plan something with you, it's going to happen unless you pussy
out.
If something does come up I'm going to tell you before you leave to come here. I'm also okay with
hotel rooms if you don't feel comfortable meeting at my house the first time.I have a roommate who
does not participate, but watches out for me, and we have relatively thin walls.
So anyone trying to
fulfill any illegal smut fetishes without my consent will not be getting what they come for.I don't
want to be your friend.
I just want to get laid. Please don't message me telling me about things that
aren't related to sex or I'll want to have sex with you less, which would be a shame if you're hot.
Sex parties in sac Anyone I find physically attractive and in a decent age range.
With women I am relatively
lenient, slim or chubby I'm good with anything as long as you're cute. With men I really don't like
excess pudge.
If you have a gut that can visibly be seen when stretching, no thank you. I realize this
is a little bit judgemental due to my physical condition but it's just what my preference is.Maybe
it's a little naive, but anyone over 35 is probably not going to get a reply.
It'd just be a little
too creepy for me. And definitely no one over 40, I'm sorry, but if you're old enough to be my father
that's just a TOTAL turn off.
Unless you don't look your age at all.And NO married men! Ugh! Unless
your wife is in on it and wanting to join, I don't want anything to do with you! I don't care if you're
in a sexless marriage or miserable.
Lastly, lets be honest. It's a sex site, and ALL of it is about
attraction. So you're going to be more likely to get a response from me if you attach a picture if
you don't already have one on your profile.
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